Barack Obama: Joe Biden’s cross to bear

“There’s never been a day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his Vice President”

We understand, Joe.

Bungling Biden gets it right: Middle class “buried the last 4 years”

 

During a speech in Charlotte, N.C., Obama’s VP Joe Biden angrily declares that the middle class has been “buried” during the past four years.

“This is deadly earnest, man. This is deadly earnest,” Biden said. “How they can justify, how they can justify, raising taxes on the middle class that’s been buried the last four years?”

The gaffe-prone Biden is indeed incompetent and ham-handed, but at least he correctly assessed the effect of the past four years under his boss, Barack Obama.

Romney tells how to identify potential GOP voters

Back to work on the campaign trail after the Republican convention where he won the nomination for president, Mitt Romney is on a roll.  He urged supporters to each find one 2008 Obama supporter and convince them to vote for the Romney/Ryan ticket.

Romney said they’re not hard to find. You can tell who they are “by the glue on the car where the bumper sticker used to be.”

Obama won’t monitor the gathering storm in Tampa

…or the dazzling Ann Romney

According to White House spokesman Jay Carney, Barack Obama didn’t tune in to the GOP convention last night.  He had “other things to do” ….like watch sports or monitor the gulf storm coverage, as reported in Daniel Halper’s Weekly Standard blog.

Let’s cut Obama some slack. It’s not difficult to understand why watching this would be difficult for Michelle’s husband to take:

 

Birther, schmirther: Adam Kwasman gets it right

Amidst all of the hubbub regarding Barack Obama’s actual place of birth, search for an authentic birth certificate and hurling of words — made up and otherwise — such as birther and embarrassment, comes a great one-liner.

Adam Kwasman, a Republican legislative candidate was asked to weigh in on the issue of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s probe intended to verify Obama’s birth place. This was his response:

Kwasman said Arpaio will “find the President was born in Soviet Russia, because that’s where his policies come from.”

We can’t wait for Kwasman to slice through the rhetoric when he takes the LD 11 House seat in the Arizona State Legislature. With his pithy wit, he’ll be a welcome addition.

Check out this district map.  You may be fortunate enough to have him represent you in the upcoming session.

Nobody wants Obama

— or his old wheels

A 2005 Chrysler 300C said to be the one Barack Obama drove before becoming president failed to sell in an eBay auction that ended late last night. The minimum bid, in the typical grandiose fashion befitting the high living former owner, was $1 million.

The car drew no bids.

The WSJ has the full report.

Hi Jan. This is Marilyn

Rumor has it that Marilyn Quayle, mother of Congressman Ben and wife of former Vice President Dan, rang up Gov. Jan Brewer recently to chat about the newly drawn congressional lines.

Truth or fiction? From the report filed by Fox 10’s Steve Krafft, it sounds like a bit of overactive imagination on the part of those usually sluggish Dems.

Those impish little gnomes! How amusing that they are still pulling pranks the week after Halloween.

Adams building name ID…for Gray

  

This photo, featuring an 8-foot wide Chuck Gray for Congress banner, was spotted in a highly produced but poorly edited campaign video for Kirk Adams. The event was the well-attended annual Constitution Fair in Gilbert, AZ.

Adams and Gray are both within the boundaries of the most recent version of the East Valley Congressional District, now called AZ- 05.

How’d The Onion find Trent Franks?

An iconoclastically satirical website called The Onion runs this spoof on Arizona’s Second Congressional District Rep. Trent Franks.

Franks‘ own site is topped with this quote from essayist and transcendentalist, Henry David Thoreau: “Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”

The Onion, not to be outdone, has a droll disclaimer at the bottom of its homepage, declaring it is “not intended for readers under 18 years of age.”

Jerry Lewis bows out!

The news looked too good to be true. Then the Tucson dateline gave us pause. Finally it became all too clear that it isn’t that zany comic but this other one.

But while we’re on the topic, do consider giving this good man a hand. He needs our support now, more than ever.