Hitler, brother of Arian Nation, celebrates his 3rd birthday

In news of the weird, an Easton, Pennsylvania couple with three oddly named children, are in a snit because the local grocery’s bakery department refused to inscribe the cake with a greeting using the child’s full name.

Adolph Hitler Campbell’s parents deny they are racists. They just like the names. Their two younger daughters are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

These two geniuses might have made a slight spelling error in little Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie’s name, intending instead to honor SS 1st Lieutenant Hans Himmler, the nephew of Nazi mass murderer Heinrich Himmler — a cohort of the notorious and original, Adolph Hitler.

Read the article in the local paper here.

4 Responses to Hitler, brother of Arian Nation, celebrates his 3rd birthday

  1. Marianne says:

    You neglected to mention that WalMart filled the cake order. The people working behind their bakery counter are probably less historically informed than those at ShopRite.

  2. Orion says:

    Poor little Adolph — as if having those nitwit parents wasn’t enough, he’s all decked out in a passé mullet hairdo.

  3. Ajo Joe says:

    Daddy is covered with tattoos. Some appear on his hands in the photo accompanying the linked article. In another one I saw, he had ink on his neck…. above his collar. A really smart move if you ever decide being anti-social isn’t going to pay the bills and you’d like a real job.


  4. Steve says:

    Can you imagine what reaction the grandparents, who named their children Heath and Deborah, had to these names? I wonder what they call them?

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