In news of the weird, an Easton, Pennsylvania couple with three oddly named children, are in a snit because the local grocery’s bakery department refused to inscribe the cake with a greeting using the child’s full name.
Adolph Hitler Campbell’s parents deny they are racists. They just like the names. Their two younger daughters are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
These two geniuses might have made a slight spelling error in little Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie’s name, intending instead to honor SS 1st Lieutenant Hans Himmler, the nephew of Nazi mass murderer Heinrich Himmler — a cohort of the notorious and original, Adolph Hitler.
Read the article in the local paper here.