United Nations appoints “mouthpiece for mankind”

The United Nation has appointed Mazlan Othman, an obscure  Malaysian astrophysicist as head of Earth’s Office for Outer Space Affairs

“The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that someday humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials,” she said in a recent speech. “When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination.”

The New York Post reports that scientists who work with her say her job is essentially to be the mouthpiece for mankind. Her office will also be in charge of deciding what to do if a deadly asteroid is found to be on a collision course with Earth.

Heritage Foundation reports that the U.S. has fought for years to lower its U.N. assessment, even exacting a promise from the U.N. to lower the U.S. regular budget assessment to 22 percent and its peacekeeping assessment to 25 percent in return for paying a massive [nearly] $1 billion in U.S. arrears to the U.N. as part of the 1999 Helms–Biden legislation.

Now you know with absolute certainty that your taxpayer-funded share of the upkeep of the UN was neither inconsequential nor irrelevant.

5 Responses to United Nations appoints “mouthpiece for mankind”

  1. Joe Evans says:

    We have allowed ourselves to be held hostage to this band of America haters who continually vote against democracy, while we foot a huge segment of the bill. Remember when the cry was “Get the US out of the UN?” We need to resurrect that mantra and follow through on it. The United Nations is an expensive failure we can no longer afford.

  2. Seen It All says:

    Just as the League of Nations before it, the UN needs to be disbanded. These are wonderful sounding experiments in achieving solutions, but it reality we allow despots and maniacal rulers to not only have a seat at the table, but be welcomed on our soil and in the General Assembly as they insult and deride us. Small wonder we are the laughing stock of the globe. Look who we have leading our own nation.

  3. Kent says:

    This might be considered a joke, but there is no humor in being taken to the cleaners and deceived by those who hate us, regardless of the level of our generosity and good will.

  4. Helen Post says:

    For those of us who have been complaining about our tax dollar abuse at the hands of the UN for twenty years, this is no shocker. Finally, the Tea Party (aka “the U.S.Calvary to the rescue)are paying attention. Hope they won’t quit until this nightmare is history.

  5. Paul Hays says:

    Tag this article “snopes” – false. This apparently isn’t as reported – or was retracted so quickly and thoroughly – that time went backward for a moment and erased all evidence. Seriously, this one fooled us all…