Staying safe: Advice from Janet Napolitano

Guns out!  Scissors in!

Arizonans know committed liberal Janet Napolitano all too well. Before she was appointed by Barack Obama as Chieftain of the Department of Homeland Security, she was appointed U.S. Attorney for the District of Arizona by Bill Clinton. With the assistance of name ID, Napolitano was then elected Attorney General, and finally Governor — by a slim 46% – 45% of the vote. It was a post the ambitious hobber and nobber abandoned mid-term in favor of her current Cabinet level position.

Now, the woman who warned us that “Returning veterans possess combat skills and experience that are attractive to radicalized right-wing extremists,” and refuses to call terrorism by its rightful name, is giving advice on the best method of staying safe during “active shooter situations.”

Her advice comes via an absurd video, reminiscent of the Federal Civil Defense Administration’s Duck and Cover film shown to 1950’s school children at the height of the Cold War. It gave advice on protecting themselves in the event of an atomic bomb explosion.

Napolitano’s previous advice is found in the “Run, Hide Fight” video that includes this bit of wisdom: “Sometimes bad people do bad things.”

This most recent video “Options for Consideration / Active Shooter suggests choosing either cover or concealment, including hiding and knowing “help is on the way.” As a last resort, improvising weapons is suggested. The video actually shows a hand removing a pair of scissors from a desk drawer (1:52 seconds). This is in response to a crazed killer with a gun.

Feel better? Bet you’d feel even safer if there was an actual means of defending yourself. Scissors might not be up to the task.

16 Responses to Staying safe: Advice from Janet Napolitano

  1. blained13 says:

    Cousin Janet and her goons wasting our time once again, how about pull out your firearm, hit your target and go to dinner.

  2. Pima Pal says:

    They treat American citizens like dopes because they know we are. Need evidence? Obama was re-elected.

  3. eubykdisop says:

    Now let’s not demean scissors! They can be vitally important… if you want to cut and run, LOL!

    Just think how different it would have been in Benghazi if all of our people there had scissors!

    Of course, we have to ban electric, fully automatic scissors and scissors with blades over two inches long. Pointed tips are out as well. The tips must be rounded!

    Other than that, feel free to be a cut up and cut down the bad guys!

    P.S. Napolitano’s DHS has purchased TWO BILLION rounds of hollow point ammo and is seeking to buy 7,000 fully automatic capable assault rfles. Wonder why they aren’t saving taxpayer money and simply buying 7,000 pairs of scissors instead?

  4. Jack daniels says:

    Naughty Nappy try to impress Ms Slezzy Sinema..nice

  5. JK says:

    Bring scissors to a gunfight? I prefer something more equalizing. Typical Libs!

  6. Night Owl says:

    By the time “first responders” respond to a slaughter, everyone will be dead. Self protection is vital for survival. That does not include hiding under your desk or reaching for scissors when a maniac is hunting you as prey. Liberals are lunatics.

    • eubykdisop says:

      Well, Mr. Owl, Liberals can feel free to hide under their desk with scissors if they wish! ;-)

      • CD9 says:

        The Liberals will hide, while we Conservatives come to the rescue.

      • eubykdisop says:

        Mmm… I’m not too sure about coming to the rescue of Liberals, CD9! Maybe we’ll have to sort them out into Left and Right groups first, LOL! ;-)

  7. Westnash says:

    That Press Release Janet did become Arizona Attorney General and did win elections to Governor says a lot and unfortunately she might become the next Senator. We have a bumbling Governor, who comes across badly in interviews and a poor Republican response to major issues……what next? More Napolitano, Giffords, and Sinema for Arizona….the next California.

    Concentrate on fiscal issues and make Arizona the best run state with government for the people and lot the state workers and all this changes.

    Where is SRAZ?

    • eubykdisop says:

      No, Westnash, let’s concentrate on Obama’s “Fast and Furious” gun walking operation which resulted in the violent slaughter of up to 300 innocent people, including two U. S. law enforcement officers.

      What should we do to see to it that Obama and his administration never again use Arizona as the staging ground for putting military grade weapons into the hands of Mexican drug cartels?

      • Westnash says:

        Mexicans buying guns at gun shows in Arizona does not = Fast and Furious. It happened before and after.

        Gun Shows should not be exempt from background checks.

      • eubykdisop says:

        No, Westnash, let’s address Obama’s operation “Fast and Furious” which resulted in the violent slaughter of up to 300 innocent people, including at least two U. S. law enforcement officers, with military grade weapons which Obama deliberately allowed to “walk” into Mexico.

        What should we do to prevent the Obama administration from again using Arizona as a launch pad for such a massacre?

  8. Saguaro Sam says:

    J.Nap.—the gift that keeps on giving. Read this and weep for your country. Everyone, please read. Time is running out.