Now adding further credibility to its obvious decline, the newspaper is on sale. Okay, not the building itself, but access — as it offers either Monday through Sunday editions including “full access,” just Wednesday and Sunday editions, also with full access or the digital e-newspaper alone — all discounted 67% off the regular rate! These are presented as “flexible delivery options to fit your lifestyle.” In reality, what they are is life supporting oxygen.
Most often when the newspaper mentions “lifestyle” it is in the context of promoting the same sex agenda-driven propaganda so near and dear to the heart of Randy Lovely, chief editor and VP of News and the assenting staff. This revolting kid glove treatment of a pedophile predator of underage boys is a case in point.
Were it not for the agendized advancement of homosexuality, a relentless push for amnesty for illegals and trouncing of Republicans, actual news would be difficult to locate. Today Linda Valdez frets about the cruelty of a border wall to stop illegal invaders. The República, fond of space-filling half page photos, is supplied by USAToday, its Gannett sibling, and buys feed from Politico. It’s main concern these days is trying to hang on until the last old timer qualifying for retirement can beat it out the door.
Attempted resuscitation of the dying newspaper is delivered by way of a shouting oversized red banner, “3 Months for the price of 1.” One can almost hear a newsboy of yore crying out, “Extree, extree read all about it! Get yer paper here!”
Worthy of note is that this deal is only available as an inducement to new customers. Not a crumb of gratitude for the few loyal readers of the leftist rag.