McCain morphs from fence builder to Spanish ad buys

Palpable desperation has McCain doing campaign turnaround, Cindy in begging mode

Trying to keep up with that slippery octogenarian John McCain requires more Geritol than most of us are willing to swallow — much like his shop-worn campaign promises that he conveniently forgets the day after the votes are tallied. Not only did he promise to “complete the danged fence  as he strolled the Arizona/Mexico border, but he clearly outlined why. Citing “drugs and human smuggling, home invasions, murder,” he said “of all the illegals in America more than half come through Arizona.” McCain concluded the ad by advocating for bringing “troops — state, county and local law enforcement together.” McCain’s “perfect plan” included “the National Guard and 3.000 new border control agents.” The word “control” is directly from his ad.

Notice McCain used the now verboten word “Illegals,” as he campaigned in 2010, promising to build the dang fence. Funny thing, but that was the last we heard of it. Immediately after election day, he and underling Jeff Flake played co-architects of the infamous Gang of 8, amnesty scheme, as they aligned with the most liberal Democrats in the U.S. Senate.

Now six years later, running for another six-year term, with the fence no longer a twinkle in his cataract filmed eyes, he’s seeking another constituency. Here’s McCain’s latest televised pitch, in Spanish, of course, titled “Por tu familia. Por tu comunidad. Por Arizona.”  (“For your family. For your community. For Arizona”) which we have translated for those doltish Americans who only speak English. You’ll notice comments are disabled for this YouTube video. It’s not difficult to imagine why.

Since McCain’s new constituency isn’t coughing up the cash, Cindy has resorted to email begging — in English, no less — on John’s behalf. Calling us “Friend,“ the Anheuser-Busch beer distributorship heiress pitches that  his campaign “MUST close out September with the strongest numbers possible. “In fact,” she tells us, “his campaign has set a goal of raising $225,000 by September 30th.” Cindy’s fortune was estimated to be in excess of $100 million nearly a decade ago. Bet’cha she could tap into those funds to help Johnny, and still have a bundle left over.

Cindy is desperate in her attempts to ensure John’s reelection, well aware as she is that his poll numbers are the worst in the countryShe knows she will never have another moment of peace…when Arizona voters say “Never McCain!

9 Responses to McCain morphs from fence builder to Spanish ad buys

  1. Kathy says:

    Vote Dr. Kelli Ward – write in – in November! McCain is a Democrat so we have no other option.

    • Army Of One says:

      Votes for Kelli Ward, who is no longer on the ballot, can’t possibly have the same potency as votes for Ann Kirkpatrick. As a conservative, I don’t vote for Dems, but I intend to this time. What could be better than seeing the election returns showing McCain’s been given the middle finger salute? He’s been giving it to us for decades. I’d like to return the favor.

  2. Kent says:

    McCain needs to curry favor somewhere. The rest of us know him to be a practiced liar and are fed up with his deception. I wouldn’t trust him to walk my pet javalina.

  3. Tucson GOP says:

    Aw, com’on …..Give McCain a break. At his age, it most likely would be a hip. I assume he only wears heels when he’s with Lindsey Grahamnesty.

  4. Sgt. Preston says:

    I feel slighted. My grandparents were French and Polish. Where’s the ad buys from McCain acknowledging other heritages?

    Ah, yes. I forgot. Legal immigrants and their families gratefully became Americans and learned the language and history of their adopted country. They were not separatists and didn’t “celebrate diversity” since they understood it was unity that made us strong. United Americans, from various countries, united to become part of the United States. What a novel concept.

  5. Saguaro Sam says:

    John McCain’s mother, Roberta, turned 104 years old in February of this year.
    Maybe he thinks he’s got at least TWO more terms in him.

    News regarding McCain’s Navy:
    The recently launched USS Zumwalt, a Four Billion dollar vessel, has returned to port in Virginia, after having sprung a leak.
    I am not kidding.

  6. Vince says:

    John McCain cares only about returning to DC and breathing the rarefied air of the senate chamber, with Sens. Charles Schumer, Harry Reid though younger than McCain, has the good sense to retire), Elizabeth Warren, Dick Durbin, Al Frankin, Bernie Sanders, Robert Menendez, and the like.

    I will do whatever I can to keep that from happening. That means I’ll be voting for Democrat Kirkpatrick, which pains me to admit. John McCain votes with the Democrats so often, there won’t be a noticeable difference, and I can look my kids in the eye without feeling that I’ve wimped again by voting for McAwful who is intent on turning Arizona (and the rest of the country) into Mexico Norte.

  7. VINOAZ says:

    With friends like Cindy and John, who needs enemies. The above list fits the “Parliament of Whores”. No offence to hard working ladies of the night.

  8. Tucson GOP says:

    McCain has no core. His only vantage point is viewing every issue from the perspective of getting re-elected. He makes Robert Bryd look good—no small trick!!